February 2012
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about as nsfw that i'll get. →
today i got an AARP membership card in the mail....
LOL :(
going through my old livejournal.
strangerthanyourfiction:
i can only describe it as cringe worthy. or, as i said in a gem of a post from 2004: “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now THAT was like eating too many jolly ranchers and cutting your mouth. ha, someone should start a band with me.”
i cannot.
shhh, i have another tumblr.
in observance of TMI tuesday. →
today i found out that too many cups of coffee...
grrr.
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“It’s like a housewife who’s probably had too much Valium, so she’s quite...”
– Lucia Pieroni, make-up artist [on the look at Jonathan Saunders] (via themodelburnbook)
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“Oh colonel, i have the vapours!”
– Me after seeing Michael Fassbender’s formidable bidness all over my dash. Sometimes I love you, internet <3
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ismichaelfassbenderashark.tumblr.com →
making me laugh so hard right now. every week is shark week, baby ;)
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